SWEAT FEST 2015 …. My review
This year the smooth, cool, and sexy singer Keith Sweat put together his first annual “Sweat Fest 2015″ celebrating 25 years in the game. It was held in Montego Bay, Jamaica June 26th through the 29th. Of course I flew my scary ass over there just to see what it was all about and I must say I have alot to say….
We’ll first start off with Friday. Carribean Airlines was the airlines included in our package deal that I purchased through Cheap Carribean for a total of $767 which included my hotel, flight, food, and all the liquer that I required to be drunk on a daily, lol. That night after we arrived at our hotel, Riu, we decided to just chill because Keith was having a “Black Tie Comedy Roast” featuring comedians JJ Williamson and Double D out of Atlanta, GA. I heard that they were funny, just not as funny as me, lol. I just wasn’t feeling the whole dress to impress suit and tie thing in Jamaica because it just wasn’t my mood, I wanted to be naked, lol. I asked a few people and I heard nothing bad at all, in fact everyone said that it was very nice and well put together. But that doesn’t mean we didn’t catch the after party at club Pier 1. Keith Sweat, Joe, Silk, Raheem DeVaughn, JJ Williamson, Double D, and of course I, was in the building. Now that set the whole tone for what was to come in that weekend because it was cracking!
Saturday night was off the hook!!!!! When I say off the hook, I mean off the hook. It was like a big ass festival that turned into a party that just so happened to be a concert right by the ocean! Can you say sexy!!!!! This was the longest concert known to mankind, it started at 6pm and ended at 3am the next morning. Now here’s my thing about that, you can’t satisfy everyone. Had the concert been two hours long for the same price yall mofos would’ve been mad and talking junk about how they tried yall. I honestly don’t know where you could get such quality in a concert because the majority were heavy hitters that performed.
The concert the concert the concert, oh the concert!!!! It was truly off the chain. Ill start off with SWV. What’s not to love about them? They were so adorable with there long white tutus on and hair was slayed to the gawds. I forgot how many hits these ladies had but it had me feeling like a little girl again watching BET and wanting to wear those tight ass pants they used to wear, lol. I loved them. Joe had a very sexy set. I used to want to marry this man just because of his music, lol. He even included a reggae song that was very thoughtful and a nice treat for all of the reggae fans. Speaking of reggae he had special surprise guest that had me feeling like a feature in the movie “Belly”, lol. Tanto Metro and Devonte, Bennie Man, and Wayne Wonder had a sister feeling damn near Jamaican. Raheem DeVaughn and his sexy ass lips were there also. This man is so underrated to me because his music and sex appeal alone is untouchable. He’s the truth. Tank and Ginuwine performed, they did their thing. I couldn’t focus on Pleasure P’s music because I was more concerned with if his nuts could breath through those tight ass pants, lol. Surprisingly he did well because he had to share the stage with some vets in the game so it was a good look for him. Dru Hill I really don’t have to say much about because i’ve never ever seen a bad performance from them. Nokia wasn’t there, i’m thinking Jazz ate him,lol… damn that wasn’t nice,lol.. Oh well!!! 112 rocked the show representing the ATL. Silk did there thing two stepping like the Temptations and shit, lol!! I’m just playing. And for the finale Teddy Riley I believe was there to kind of introduce Keith, so it was actually kind of cool because I didn’t realize how many hits this man actual made. But when Keith came out he rocked out. The crowd went wild!!! Dressed in all white, we went from “Make it last forever”, which his background singer song the hell out of the girl part, to “Nobody” which Kut Klose performed with him. Keith Sweat is a beast.
Sunday was more chilled. We went to a pool slash listening party where we got a chance to hear his entire album “DRESS TO IMPRESS”. This album to me is a sexier 2015 version of his music so i’m sure you all will like it.
So to sum it all up, ladies and gentlemen if you’re trying to be at the sexiest event that you have ever experienced in your life, definitely check out next years “Sweat Fest 2016″. Fellas it was so many women ready to get there grove back and ladies the men was in the building as well. Save your coins because for the price you cant beat it. All together I spent maybe $850 for everything, cab fare included. I cant wait until next year, God’s willing I will be at every “Sweat Fest” there is. And what better place to have it in than sexy ass Montego Bay, Jamaica where the people are the friendliest and sexiest ever! Thank you Keith, I really enjoyed it!!!!!
